If your nose runs and your feet smell, does that mean you're built up side down? submitted by: John Anderson
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body,
does that mean that only left handed people are in their right mind? submitted by: John Anderson
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
If you read in the bathroom, is that multitasking? --Carl Saathoff
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it,
is Bambi squashed beneath it any less dead?" --Mason Capwell
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's
license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,
how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped
it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is
the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rear view mirror that says "objects
in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home,
why not move 10 miles away?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game',
when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on,
when it's off you can't see to read.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
How do you know it's an ENDLESS LOOP?
Why is FOOTball played by hand?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? submitted by: Rick Hinrichs
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? submitted by: Rick Hinrichs
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil comes from? submitted by: Rick Hinrichs
How does a fool and his money get together? submitted by: Rick Hinrichs
