"No matter how much cats fight, there always
seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
"One cat justs leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a
message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"There is no snooze button on a cat who
wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many ailments, but I never
heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"With the qualities of cleanliness, affection,
patience, dignity, and courage that cats have,
how many of us, I ask you, would be capable
of becoming cats?" - Fernand Mery
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"We humans are indeed fortunate if we
happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything
in nature has a function."
"How we behave toward cats here below
determines our status in heaven."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries
of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped
as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"If animals could speak the dog would be a
a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat
would have the rare grace of never saying a
word too much." - Mark Twain
"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that
cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is
the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it
would improve the man, but it would deteriorate
the cat." - Mark Twain
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?"
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats
to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly
measured by how they regard animals."
"Woman, poets, and especially artists, like cats;
delicate natures only can realize their sensitive
nervous systems." - Helen M. Winslow
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
- Sonja Monsen
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle
and will piss on your computer."
- Bruce Graham
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want."
-Joseph Wood Krutch
"Beware of people who dislike cats."
- Irish proverb
"I love my cats because I love my home, and little
by little they become its visible soul." - Jean Couteau
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
"My husband said it was him or the cat...
I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
